Tune In / Tune Out: Jan. 12-19, 2014

Welp. Here we are: Another week, another batch of episodes behind us. As I put together our picks for ‘Most Likely to be Rewatched’ and ‘Most Likely to be Forgotten Until We See It Listed On the DVD,’ I’m watching the NFC Championship game, and holding out hope my hometown team will come back from their slow start and finish strong. (Typing with crossed fingers is tough, folks, but it’s worth it if the Seahawks make it to the Super Bowl.) And so, without further ado, here are our thoughts on the week just ended.

TUNE IN

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Trophy Wife: Jackie and Pete had to work together in order to spend a day with Bert, while Kate finally had to learn how to be a parent capable of discipline. It’s so great to watch these characters evolve. –Kerry

[h/t to our Trophy Wife guest blogger, Mary, for the GIF and for saving me from the #trophy wife tag on Tumblr. Geez. – M]

 

Brooklyn Nine Nine: I’m only a casual fan of Jake/Amy, but I think I can turn into a real fan if they use this episode as an endpoint to the “children on a playground” trope. Boyle’s one scene with Rosa was great, but my favorite was Captain Holt, who couldn’t seem to stop putting his foot in his mouth. –Kerry

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: I love that this episode took us back to Jemma’s and Fitz’s academy, and having Bucky Barnes’ name on the memorial wall was icing on the cake. – Becca

Psych: We got some great character growth for Lassiter! It came at the cost of dealing with an annoying police chief, but at least this sets up a good arc for the former head detective. Here’s hoping we’ll be rid of Trout soon… I miss Chief Vick. –Kerry

Downton Abbey: After a plodding season premiere (episodes 1 and 2), the third episode had the more familiar pacing of earlier seasons. Of course, it also had an emotional wallop that I’m still unsure was necessary, though it certainly made for a couple compelling performances on the part of Joanne Froggatt and Phyllis Logan. – Moff

Modern Family: I mostly watch this show out of habit, late on Wednesday nights after I’ve watched all my other shows, but I was surprised and pleased at the storyline for Alex in this week’s episode. Her character is frequently pigeonholed as a straight-man foil to the antics of her siblings and cousins, so it was nice to see that she has her own set of issues, and that when she’s on her own, she’s actually an appealing character to watch. –Kerry

The Crazy Ones: I haven’t been watching this freshman series as regularly as I might have – and I’m not happy CBS has seen fit to bump it a half-hour later this week for another helping of, ahem, a certain “sitcom” – but both the A- and B-plots were strong this week, with a clever means of tying them together and another sweet father-daughter moment between Robin Williams’ and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s characters. Plus, Josh Groban with a quasi-mullet and an office/dressing room in a grungy men’s room: What more do I need? – Moff

TUNE OUT

How I Met Your Mother: If you don’t find the blatant stereotyping to be offensive, then you’ll definitely be offended by the lack of payoff… and the lack of storyline… and the lack of anything compelling happening at all. It was all-around the worst episode of the series. Way to besmirch the fourth slap, writers. –Kerry

Person of Interest: As lovely as the denouement was, bringing Mr. Finch and Mr. Reese back together to continue their work, I’ve seen the ‘protect the young tech wizard who’s invented a world-changing Internet thing’ story done better on other shows – and with a more interesting young tech wizard. – Moff

 

Mid-term Report Card: Tune In, Tune Out or Turn Off?

As you may have noticed, we skipped doing our regular Tune In/ Tune Out the last two weeks. We were a little distracted by real life (HALLOWEEN! HOUSE GUESTS!) and movies (THOR 2!) and allergies (Me!), but we also figured with various shows taking one (or both) of the last two weeks off, we would, too.

And while we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled TI/TO this week, we wanted to take the opportunity to share our thoughts on the new and returning series that we’ve been watching this autumn. If you’re anything like us, you plan your watching (or DVR-ing) schedule on a nightly basis, so we’ve grouped our picks by day of the week, not by grade.

Did we miss your favorite? Should we have given a show more than one or two episodes to prove itself? Want to rage against the (mainstream media) machine? Catch us in the comments below, and let us know what you think. Happy channel surfing!

SUNDAY

Lanafanabanana

Regina feels our pain.

Once Upon a Time, ABC, 8 p.m. EST. Grade: C
Kerry: I gave this a D at first, but an average grade is more fitting of the material. The D in my heart just stands for “disappointment” because I wanted it to be so much better.
Becca: Parts of it are very enjoyable, but it feels like they overwhelm us with the Charming family each week. I can see why the majority of the dwarfs are happy to be in peaceful Storybrooke without them. It would also be great if they created a story about Hook by himself, instead of mainly using him as a love interest for Emma
Moff: It’s difficult to make much of an emotional connection when the characters’ only motivation seems to be to move the plot forward. I’d also like the show runners to give their audience a little more credit: We don’t need every character to spell every little thing out for us. (And maybe, if we do, its the story at fault, not the audience’s comprehension.)

Masterpiece Theatre, PBS, 9 p.m. EST. Grade: A/A-
Becca: Masterpiece holds more gems than Downton Abbey and Sherlock. One of those gems is The Paradise, an enjoyable period drama centered around a department store.
Moff: I agree with Becca about The Paradise, which is wrapping up its first season in the U.S. and has already started season two in the U.K. It’s an interesting counterpoint to Mr. Selfridge, and it’s nice to see so much thought going into arranging the last three series Masterpiece has shown – Endeavour, Silk, and Foyle’s War – to carry through themes of self-reliance and the vagaries of sociopolitical scheming, which are also key in The Paradise.

PassionSimonBaker

Serious faces means things are happening.

The Mentalist, CBS, 10 p.m. EST. Grade: B/B-
Moff: As nice as it is to finally see Patrick Jane (and the CBI team) closing in on the elusive killer Red John, I’m left with two questions at the end of every episode in the current arc. First, will Red John really be captured/killed and/or brought to justice this time? Especially as the hunt for him is the impetus behind the whole series? Secondly, isn’t revealing the existence of a massive group of corrupt law enforcement officers who cover for Red John ham-handed at best and, at worst, painting the entire series with a big ‘ol retconning brush? Wouldn’t this reveal have meant more if we’d been given more definitive proof of its existence in previous seasons? C’mon, Show: Let us have an ‘aHA!’ moment at least once.

MONDAY

How I Met Your Mother, CBS, 8 p.m. EST. Grade: C
Kerry: The “bottle season” just isn’t working. I’m not sure how they can get out of this; they’ve pretty much committed to the format for the rest of the series.

Bones, FOX, 8 p.m. EST. Grade: B/B+
Moff: As nice as it is to finally be rid of Pelant, I’m beginning to wonder if this procedural has another full season in it after the current one ends. While there’s always been big, season-spanning arcs (What happened to Brennan’s mom? Who is The Gravedigger? Can they stop the sniper?), the choice to slot the long-anticipated Booth/Brennan wedding in before November sweeps means the last few weeks have felt like the show’s been treading water. I wouldn’t mind seeing Freddie Prinze Jr.’s CIA spook return sooner rather than later, and I’m holding out for a new big mystery or killer to appear sometime this month.

KiaraSnaps

You tell ’em, Captain!

Sleepy Hollow, FOX, 9 p.m. EST. Grade: A
Becca: The best new drama of the year. I enjoy watching the partnership between Ichabod and Abbie (even if I may not ship them). They have an enjoyable partnership, and I value it as much as Sherlock’s and Joan’s on Elementary. The side characters, like Irving, Katrina, and Jenny, are icing on this delectable dessert.
Moff: Agreed. I’ve read several articles that mention how this show “owns its crazy,” and, while I wouldn’t put it that way, it’s nice to see a show actually able to follow through on what’s promised when it asks the audience to suspend disbelief. It reminds me of when I watched The X-Files, except this time Director Skinner is a wry Black guy with better hair and a Twitter account.

Hostages, CBS, 10 p.m. EST. Grade: D

The Blacklist, NBC, 10 p.m. EST. Grade: A-

ErinMoriarty

No banter, no heart. At this point, we’ll settle for slapstick.

Castle, ABC, 10 p.m. EST. Grade: C/D
Kerry: The only thing saving this from a D is the fact that the show and the characters are still salvageable. Something is missing from this show, and the increasingly far-fetched cases are doing nothing to fill the void.
Moff: I gave it a D because I’m disappointed and bewildered. Where’s the banter? Where’s the heart? This isn’t even a case of Moonlighting because even the supporting characters aren’t keeping my interest.

TUESDAY

MARVEL’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., ABC, 8 p.m. EST. Grade: B
Becca: Last week’s episode finally started to show potential in how great this series can turn out to be. Here’s hoping they continue on the path, and that it is not too late for them to be a success.

NCIS, CBS, 8 p.m. EST. Grade: A/B
Moff: It’s tough to keep things interesting after this many years, but even if the cases are a little predictable at this point, the performances are still solid and the writers are still finding new facets of the characters to reveal. It looks like November sweeps will introduce Ziva’s replacement, and while I would have preferred a POC to take Cote de Pablo’s place, at least it’ll be an infusion of fresh blood.

BodieBroadus

Listen to ’em: They’re cops. They know what they’re talking about.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine, FOX, 8:30 p.m. EST. Grade: A/B
Kerry: My favorite new sitcom of the season!

NCIS: LA, CBS, 9 p.m. EST. Grade: B
Moff: I can’t quite put my finger on what’s off this season. It feels like there are a multitude of story threads that were introduced and promptly dropped only for the writers to abruptly remember its existence several episodes later. It’s not entirely disjointed, but there’s a big difference between slow-burn and sloppy story telling.

Not a Tame Lioness

Winky face.

The Mindy Project, FOX, 9:30 p.m. EST. Grade: A
Moff: I’ve only recently started watching season one, but Kerry’s grade for season two has me trying to figure out how antisocial I can be in marathoning what’s left so I can get to the new episodes.

Trophy Wife, ABC, 9:30 p.m. EST. Grade: A/A-
Kerry: It gets better every week. Glad it got a 22-episode order.

FYeah Amy Acker

Prisoner or guard? Only The Machine really knows.

Person of Interest, CBS, 10 p.m. EST. Grade: A/A+
Becca: The show is firing on all cylinders, and they have one of the best, enjoyable casts. Amy Acker is able to bring me goosebumps every time she is on screen.
Moff: I like a show that rewards active engagement, and every week, this show delivers. Sure, it’s evolved from a somewhat a-typical police procedural to a fascinating meta-commentary on technology, privacy, and absolute power – slash – scifi action thriller, but it’s can’t miss. (And now that the HR storyline is *finally* coming to a head? Hoo Boy!)

Pretty Little Liars, ABC Family. Grade: B
Kerry: As far as PLL episodes go, the Halloween special wasn’t too great, but it wasn’t bad either.

WEDNESDAY

The Tomorrow People, The CW, 8 p.m. EST. Grade: B+
Moff: It’s a pretty solid reboot of the original BBC series, keeping and honing the parts that make sense while trimming the fat (or, in this case, the hazy spiritual/new age-y stuff). Plus, saying it’s ‘Amellsday’ is fun.

Back in the Game, ABC, 8:30 p.m. EST. Grade: A
Kerry: Tragically cancelled, but it was fun while it lasted.

Wouldya Kiss Already

Even Ollie can’t believe how good the show’s gotten.

Arrow, The CW, 9 p.m. EST. Grade: A/A+
Kerry: The best superhero show on television.
Becca: Arrow is not experiencing any kind of sophomore slump. It only gets better, and has made me come to love Thea, Roy and Quentin this season. Here’s hoping they continue to only get better, and give us more Sara Lance and Sin.
Moff: Amellsday. AM-ELLS-DAY. A-MELLS-DAY. AMEL-LUS-DAY. See? It’s fun.

Modern Family, ABC, 9 p.m. EST. Grade: B

CSI, CBS, 10 p.m. EST. Grade: B/B-
Moff: Of the three versions of this show, the original has had the most cast turnover, but it’s also the only one that’s lasted. I can only assume it’s because CSI: Original Flavor continues to deliver with weird deaths, gallows humor, office politics that never overshadow the case, and solid performances from a stable of genuinely talented actors.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, FX/FXX, 10 p.m. EST. Grade: A
Kerry: It was another great season full of selfishness, cursing, and laughs.

THURSDAY

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, ABC, 8 p.m. EST. Grade: F
Moff: I so wanted to like this. I love Alice in Wonderland. I adore Michael Socha, between his turns on Being Human and Misfits. Naveen Andrews can be relied on for his commitment to a character’s story. And I know Jane Espenson is capable of telling a story about a woman who can beat off her oppressors even if she does so through tears. But this show is a mess, and it takes itself too seriously to acknowledge what a mess it is.

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This one’s for Kerry.

Parks & Recreation, NBC, 8 p.m. EST. Grade: A/A-
Kerry: It was great until it went on a weird month-long hiatus. We’ll see if they can keep their A without Ann Perkins or Chris Traeger.

The Crazy Ones, CBS, 9 p.m. EST. Grade: B/B+
Becca: The cast is brilliant, and it gives me feels every time I watch. Robin Williams and Sarah Michelle Gellar have a dynamic father and daughter relationship, and the supporting cast are excellent.
Moff: It may not have started strong out-the-gate, but it’s one of the few comedies I’m making a point of watching this autumn. Plus, it’s great to see Smidge given a chance to flex her comedy muscles in addition to her dramatic ones (and her sword arm.) And Robin Williams doesn’t overpower any of the younger performers, which isn’t always the case when a ‘comedy legend’ returns to TV after several decades.

The Michael J. Fox Show, NBC, 9:30 p.m. EST. Grade: C
Moff: The writing is uneven, and the confessional-style segues are a little jarring. But it’s salvageable, and the cast is talented.

Deducible Caps

When in doubt, eat the evidence.

Elementary, CBS, 10 p.m. EST. Grade: A/B+
Becca: The characters’ stories this season have been phenomenal, and I only wish it continue on this path.

FRIDAY

Night Always Awesome

Wherein Rosalee speaks for the audience.

Grimm, NBC, 9 p.m. EST. Grade: A
Moff: While the first season was a mess – Is it a procedural? Is it a fantasy? Is it a cop drama? A family drama? A romance? – and the second season had its missteps, this action drama is finally hitting its stride. The A- and B-plots are well balanced and on point each week, and ideas the writers floated in the first two seasons are finally becoming more concrete as the characters discover their strengths.

Haven, SyFy, 10 p.m. EST. Grade: B
Moff: This season started out weak, with the introduction of a few new characters who weren’t killed off within one or two episodes. But in the second half of the season, the stakes are being raised exponentially, thanks to one of those new characters. I don’t spend much time theorizing about where a show may go, but if I’m right and Haven is about to reveal the true identity of a character, even tangential Stephen King fans are going to flip.

SATURDAY

The Strangest Love

And, though she may hit me, this one’s for Becca.

Saturday Night Live, NBC, 11 p.m. EST. Grade: C/D
Becca: Can we make all of the episode Weekend Update? I keep hoping each new season will get better, but it doesn’t. The saddest part is I find Once Upon a Time more enjoyable than a sketch show I used to look forward to each week a few years ago.
Moff: And with Seth Myer’s tenure as head writer winding down…well. It doesn’t look good.

Some of the shows we’re thinking about catching up on over the winter hiatus are New Girl, Dracula, and Parenthood. Anyone else have suggestions?

Our Favorite Halloween Episodes

It’s the most ghoulish time of the year–the time that astronauts, fairy princesses, and tiny Captain Americas ring your doorbell for some free candy! If you prefer shenanigans and tricks to the blood and gore of the horror genre, then kick back and relax with some of mine and Becca’s Top 10 feel-good Halloween-themed episodes, in no particular order.

01. Parks and Recreation {Season 2, Episode 7} “Greg Pikitis”

 

P&R usually delivers gems for their Halloween episodes, especially considering one of them involves a long-awaited proposal, but “Greg Pikitis” stands head and shoulders above all of the others. It might actually be my favorite P&R episode of all time. Ann’s attempt to throw an amazing Halloween party nearly fails before Tom, dressed as T-Pain, comes in to save the day; we also get to see some of the cast in some pretty great costumes. But it’s Leslie’s annual war with one of the town’s high schoolers, Greg Pikitis, that takes center stage. She’s almost unhinged as she stalks, accosts, and threatens to torture her nemesis. She’s aided and abetted by her cop boyfriend, Dave, along with Andy, who introduces his alter-ego: Burt Machlan, FBI. If you’ve never seen Parks and Recreation, I highly recommend this one as an introductory episode.

Watch this episode: Netflix | Amazon | YouTube

02. Community {Season 1, Episode 7} “Introduction to Statistics”

The study group attends Annie’s Dia de los Muertos party (Chang: “You don’t have to keep doing that!”) while Jeff tries to sneak into the faculty party. The episode was awesome, from Pierce tripping on Starburns’ mysterious pills (his chair fort was pure genius) to Abed being Batman.

Watch this episode: Hulu Plus | Amazon | YouTube

03. Friends {Season 8, Episode 6} “The One With the Halloween Party”

 

Ross is Spud-Nik. Chandler is a giant pink bunny, because somehow Monica doesn’t know anything about the Velveteen Rabbit. Rachel is pregnant and terrifying the children. Sean Penn guest stars. And there’s an intense and hysterical arm-wrestling match between Ross and Chandler. Really, how could you not want to watch this episode before heading out to your costume party?

Watch this episode: Amazon | YouTube

04. Boy Meets World {Season 5, Episode 17} “And Then There was Shawn”

 

While this did not air around Halloween, it’s a perfect episode to watch for the holiday. The gang is stuck in detention, and the episode goes through all of the horror genre tropes, with Shawn taking the lead. Angela plays the girl who constantly screams and getting all huffy when Jennifer Love Fefferman screams. Eric delivers one of the most enduring lines of the episode: “Now there’s only two people horribly dead here, that’s an acceptable loss.” While it is fun to see all the tropes being played out in a fun way, there was also heart underneath it. There’s a reason people are being “murdered,” and all is revealed by the end.

Watch this episode: Amazon

05. Psych {Season 6, Episode 3} “This Episode Sucks”

 

I’m not a fan of vampires, and I’m not a fan of vampire parodies, but somehow Psych managed to make a near-perfect episode out of an over-exposed genre. It’s not explicitly Halloween-themed, but Shawn and Gus don vampire costumes (Lestat from Interview with a Vampire and Blacula, often mistaken for Count Chocula, respectively) that are very detailed, and the set designers went above and beyond to create a vampire-themed bar that lends itself to a very Halloween-esque atmosphere. The vampire theme flows nicely through Lassiter’s storyline, where he falls in love with a mysterious blonde woman (Kristy Swanson, aka The Original Buffy) who is connected to a case where a man has been exsanguinated. It has great character moments among Psych’s usual camp, especially if you enjoy grown men doing True Blood impressions.

Watch this episode: Netflix | Amazon | YouTube

07. Chuck {Season 1, Episode 6} “Chuck versus the Sandworm”

Chuck meets someone who he believes he can relate to as he tries to get the assistant manager position at the Buy More. The B story is about Morgan Grimes, Chuck’s best friend, who gets his first dose of adulthood in this episode because he believes he is losing Chuck now that Chuck has Sarah in his life. Chuck has always been about friends and family, and in this episode it delves more into Chuck’s friendship with Morgan, and how loyal Morgan is to Chuck. Who else would wear a sandworm costume with you other than your best friend? (Chuck will be available on Netflix November 1, so let yourself have two days of Halloween.)

Watch this episode: Amazon | YouTube

08. Modern Family {Season 2, Episode 6} “Halloween”

The Dunphys love Halloween, and Claire goes all out to decorate her home as a haunted house (even going as far as admonishing Alex for doing her homework instead of working on her costume). The most memorable part of the episode is Mitchell’s storyline, where he dresses as Spiderman for work only to find out that no one else dressed up; he ends up shimmying down a drainpipe in broad daylight. At the end of the episode, the family gathers together at the Dunphy house to scare the daylights out of the neighborhood kids. Cam tells the world’s worst Halloween story while Gloria talks in a stilted American accent, but the real highlight of the entire episode is Phil, who is freaking out about his neighbor’s divorce. He delivers a lot of sweet and funny moments and really balances out Claire’s neurotic freak-out toward the end of the episode.

Watch this episode: Amazon

09. The Office {Season 2, Episode 5} “Halloween”

The Dunder Mifflin crew always loves to dress up (except for Jim, of course) and this was the first time we got to see it. Michael was obsessing over firing someone while Angela was obsessing about throwing a perfect party. It all goes horribly wrong, as usual, but it ends sweetly.

 Watch this episode: Netflix | Amazon

10. Community {Season 2, Episode 6} “Epidemiology”

  

It has to be a pretty great show in order to land on this list twiceright? Mysterious Army meat leads to an illness that overtakes the Greendale Community College Halloween party. What could be better than that? The only thing better than the one-liners in this episode (“Be the first black man to make it to the end” and “Jeff… Still cool as a zombie!” are my favorites) are the costumes. No one can figure out that Shirley is Glinda the Good Witch, Dean Pelton’s Lady Gaga costume is startlingly accurate, Britta’s T-Rex costume is adorable, and Chang is walking around dressed as Peggy Fleming, making it his mission to accuse people of being racist when they guess he’s Michelle Kwan. The fact that the entire episode is set to ABBA (along with the Dean’s voice memos to himself) just elevates the hilarity.

Hulu Plus (available for free today!) | Amazon | YouTube

It was difficult for us to pare down our favorites to only ten! What are your favorite Halloween TV episodes?

Tune In / Tune Out: Week of October 13, 2013

It was a big week of television, so let’s dive right in to the episodes that we thought were notable.

Tune IN

Castle: After a lackluster FBI arc, complete with a lackluster Lisa Edelstein and a lackluster resolution, Castle returned to its winning formula this week. While Beckett faced unemployment, Castle was asked to assist in a hostage situation, where a young woman was insisting she did not kill her boyfriend. The case had some twists, the ending was satisfying, and we got to see the gang interact in a more natural way. – Kerry

Arrow: While darkness encroaches on the island in the flashbacks, present-day Oliver finds himself at odds with a local Alderman named Sebastian Blood. Along with the return of China White, we got to meet Bronze Tiger. But the best part of the episode were the last two minutes, where Laurel surprises Hooded Oliver with a SWAT ambush. We’re on the edge of our seats until next Wednesday! – Kerry

The Paradise: If you’re counting down the hours before Downton Abbey returns to PBS in January (or, in my case, the real stand-out of last season’s Masterpiece Classic, Mr. Selfridge), you might want to consider tuning into the current program. In many ways, it incorporates elements of both Downton and Mr. Selfridge, but it didn’t pick up till last Sunday’s second episode. It’s a much smaller world and cast than Downton, and the scandals, as they’re slowly being revealed, look like they’ll be darker than those in Mr. Selfridge. Plus, Episodes 1 & 2 are available at PBS online, so you can catch up in time for this week’s episode. – Moff

Brooklyn Nine Nine: Mayhem visited the 99th precinct (no, really, the guy who plays Mayhem in the Allstate commercials played The Vulture, a guy who swoops in and solves everyone’s almost-finished investigations and takes all the credit) and had a weird fixation on Peralta’s butt. The detectives band together to solve a case before The Vulture can take over, while Captain Holt takes Scary Terry to the gun range to get re-certified. And anything that has Terry Crews screaming in terror and panicking that he can’t remember how to breathe is going to get laughs from me. {We are also thrilled that the show was picked up for a full season! It’s not too late to catch up!} – Kerry

 

Elementary: In what should come as no surprise to it audience, CBS’s take on Sherlock Holmes continues to take the expected and turn it on its ear.

 

This week’s case, which could have pounded another nail in the coffin of Sherlock’s ability to trust anyone other than Joan (and perhaps Capt. Gregson), took the opportunity to show Sherlock learn not all killers are criminals, not all victims are blameless, and a good opinion once lost can be regained. – Moff

The Crazy Ones: This week’s episode was the strongest yet from this freshman series. The whole cast was great, and it felt like they were in sync with each other. Robin Williams is a comedic genius, and I’m in love with Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Type-A character. The minor players are wonderful, and the voices for the characters have finally been established. – Becca

 

Tune OUT

How I Met Your Mother: It’s probably too late to pull the plug on this whole “bottle season” concept, but it’s safe to say that it’s not working. This week, every single character was the worst version of themselves, and we still didn’t get any forward progress as far as the plot. Once again, if you missed this episode, you didn’t really miss anything. – Kerry

Reign: Don’t. Just – do yourself a favor and don’t. It’s an hour of your life you’re never going to get back. Trust me. – Moff

Modern Family: Cam and Mitchell bicker, Jay is mad at Gloria for always being late, and Claire second-guesses Phil’s parenting decisions. If you think you’ve seen this episode before, it’s because you have. They’re all starting to resemble each other these days. -Kerry

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland: I want to like this show so badly, if only because I loved Alice in Wonderland as a child. (I can still recite “Jabberwocky” and “Father William” by heart!) But there are so many parts that seem disjointed, and without the possibility of a ‘present’ in the grounded reality of Storybrooke, the CGI of Wonderland is a little too much to take. Plus, it’d be nice to have a sense that Alice wants more for herself than to simply find Cyrus and rescue him.

This is pretty much my expression while watching, so: accurate.

 

I understand it’s meant to be an inverted trope, and we are meant to understand rescuing her True Love is what will bring Alice back from the brink she’d teetered on as a patient at Bethlem, but not even fairy tale heroines can exist on True Love alone. -Moff